Posted by: Pastor Terry Hagedorn | August 15, 2009

10 Reasons Why I don’t Bathe

10 Reasons Why I don’t Bathe
1. I was forced to bathe as a child.
2. People who bathe are hypocrites, they think they are cleaner than everyone else.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can never decide which one to use.
4. I used to bathe, but it got boring.
5. I only bathe on Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends bathe – so I don’t think it’s important.
7. I plan on bathing when I get older.
8. I don’t really have time to bathe.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough for me to bathe in.
10. The people making soap are only out to get my money!


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