Posted by: Pastor | October 12, 2010

TEN TRUTHS FOR THOSE ADDICTED TO FORWARDING:

TEN TRUTHS FOR THOSE ADDICTED TO FORWARDING:

1) You will NOT get bad luck, lose friends, have your computer break down, or lose your hair if you DON’T forward an email!

2) Bill Gates is NOT going to send you money, and Disney World is not going to give you a free vacation if you forward an email! It?snot going to happen, so get over it.

3) Ford will NOT give you a 50% discount, and Chrysler is not going to give you a free car, even if you forward an e-mail to more than 50 people! Repeat after me: ?If it seems too good to be true, it is!? and then: ?If it seems to stupid to be true, it is?!

4) You will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or free samples from Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, Outback Steakhouse or anyone else if you send an e-mail to 10 people! Read my lips: ?These people are trying to make money, not give it away!?

5) You will NEVER receive cash in the mail, win a new computer,have your wildest dream come true, or otherwise become supremely wealthy, successful, powerful or popular if you forward emails?even if you do it to six hundred and sixty eleven people. NEVER-EVER! What is it about ?never? that you don?t understand?

6) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and even if there was, you are not gullible enough to believe that any major profit making company in its right mind would use it to giveaway money just for forwarding email message!

7) Madonna did not get religion, Madeline Murray O’Hair is not sponsoring any bills to congress (as she is missing and presumed dead), and no one is sticking people with HIV needles in movie theaters! If it sounds just a wee bit unusual, put your brain into gear and check it out.

8) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 601B (or whatever the number is for this week) that if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.! If they could do it, they probably would. But they can?t ? as in CAN NOT,IMPOSSIBLE, JUST DON?T BELIEVE IT!

9) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that you will receive immediately after you forward an-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

10) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain person no one ever heard of who is dying of some disease even the Center For Disease Control never heard of for every e-mail address you send an email to. The American Red Cross receives donations.

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