Posted by: Pastor | October 24, 2014

Joel Osteenisms vs Fortune Cookies

There is very little difference between Joel and fortune cookies. And now, to prove it, I will give you these twelve quotes. You tell me which are from the fortune cookies and which are from Joel Osteen.

Question One
“Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”

Question Two
“Do all you can to make your dreams come true.”

Question Three
“Take time to make a difference. Think about how you can make somebody else’s life better.”

Question Four
“Avoid focusing on the negative aspects of the past.”

Question Five
“You have something to offer that nobody else can give!”

Question Six
“When you can’t naturally feel upbeat, it can sometimes help to act as if you did.”

Question Seven
“To affirm is to make firm.”

Question Eight
“Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.”

Question Nine
“Somebody needs your encouragement. Somebody needs to know that you believe in them.”

Question Ten
“The best things in life aren’t things.”

Question Eleven
“You will produce what you’re continually seeing in your mind.”

Question Twelve
“Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.”

Fortune Cookie 1,4,6,10,11     Joel Osteen  2,3,5,7,8,9,12

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