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Posted by: Pastor Terry Hagedorn | May 12, 2019

JOEL OSTEEN vs FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES

There is very little difference between Joel Osteen’s preaching and fortune cookies. And now, to prove it, I will give you these twelve quotes. You tell me which are from the fortune cookies and which are from Joel Osteen.

Quote One “Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.”

Quote Two “Do all you can to make your dreams come true.”

Quote Three “Take time to make a difference. Think about how you can make somebody else’s life better.”

Quote Four “Avoid focusing on the negative aspects of the past.”

Quote Five “You have something to offer that nobody else can give!”

Quote Six “When you can’t naturally feel upbeat, it can sometimes help to act as if you did.”

Quote Seven “To affirm is to make firm.”

Quote Eight “Relationships are more important than our accomplishments.”

Quote Nine “Somebody needs your encouragement. Somebody needs to know that you believe in them.”

Quote Ten “The best things in life aren’t things.”

Quote Eleven “You will produce what you’re continually seeing in your mind.”

Quote Twelve “Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.”

Fortune Cookie 1,4,6,10,11 Joel Osteen 2,3,5,7,8,9,12

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